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Why Work?
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Schedule
Feb. 4 at 7pm
Feb. 5 at 10pm

At CB's Gallery
313 Bowery (Between 1st St and 2nd St)
Adults:$12
Students & Artists: $10

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Why Work?
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Cast & Crew
Produced by Brian Longwell & Parker Entertainment
Written and Performed by Brian Longwell


Synopsis
"Motivational speakers aren't for everyone and for every occasion. Sometimes the workers don't want or don't need to be uplifted. Employees really, really don't want to break up into groups and brainstorm on goals and how they can reach them."
-Brian Longwell

Topics covered:

  • Why Work? Work hard? Why even show up?
  • Office Pranks: Good for your career? They helped me...
  • Feung Shui: Evil Chi - Don't let it hit you on the back of the head.
  • Desk Position posturing: What does that wood/metal/particle board barrier between you and the boss mean?
  • The effects of fertility on the workplace: NASA physics explains all
  • Can bosses be funny? Should they?: Algebraic solution describe.
  • Striking out on your own - AKA "making your own hours": Pick any of the 12 hours a day

Longwell's "I Didn't Vote For George W" was a sellout hit at the 2004 Edinburgh Fringe festival.

Visit www.brianlongwell.com for more information.

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