2004 Stampede Theatre Festival Program 5:
One Night Stand Without the Guilt
written and directed by Larah Bross and Elan Zafir
Produced by Untimely Ripped Entertainment

Schedule     Cast     Synopsis

Schedule (Runs 75 min.)
Thursdays and Fridays at 9pm: Jan. 15 to Feb. 6, 2004


Individual tickets are $12 Gen. Admission, $10 Student and Artist with I.D.
The Stampede Pass is $50 and includes all Stampede events.

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Cast
LARAH BROSS, ANNA LEWIS, AMY NOEL JOHNSON*, ELAN ZAFIR*

Synopsis
Alright—we’re not saying that you’ll have sex, but you’re definitely guaranteed to pay for it. What makes us different than all the other whores prancing around the streets of New York throwing gonorrhea around like it’s their jobs?

No diseases, and NO GUILT! You come. And we'll clean up the mess.

You don’t even have to call us the next day. And if we happen to see one another in the streets; don’t sweat it! You can just tell your questioning other that I’m your friend’s secretary—and I’ll play along! Go ahead—Lie! And feel great about it! Because I want you too.

So if you’re not doing anything later; I was just wondering, if maybe you wanted to fiddle each other silly for about an hour, and then call it quits.

Oh, and we can skip the whole cuddling thing afterwards.

Guaranteed action. No guilt.

A Comedy in 10 SHORTS